Granted, I crack it first ;)
I wish for a nuclear bomb to hit earth
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Granted, I crack it first ;)
I wish for a nuclear bomb to hit earth
Granted. You're the only one left here, and you die.
I wish for a chainsaw.
Granted, I hand you a chainsaw while it's still on, and you take it by the blade.
I wish I could juggle chainsaws on a unicycle without causing an injury.
granted you need big muscles for that.
i wish to get internet connection in my new place. sucks
granted but its sooooooooooooooooooo slow
i wish for a oven that instantly cooks anything!
granted. you can never put anything in there tho, because it cooks your hand
i wish for christmas
Granted. You should have been more specific.Quote:
Originally Posted by Emma6
I wish there were more hours in the day.
^Granted, but the additional hours are freakishly hellish, making your day more trivial than it already is. Dawn, you of all people, should know better than to mess with Father Time :duh:
I wish I could have the key to Evony...I'd unlock all fortune's and lock up all spambots/trolls :devil:
grated u lost it
i wish a had a gf
^Granted. But you get one as boring as your wish ruining methodry, so? You DUMP 'er and are once again a lonely, lonely man. :(
I wish I had an alter ego. I'd make her do all of my dishes, laundry, and go to work for me, all the while makin everyone miserable in her wake *cuz I'm too stinkin nice to do it myself* :devil: