Ruin A Wish Game

Granted.. you have people riding around on you endlessly all day every day...

I wish for the sun to magically switch places with the moon at night..

granted but now day was dark and night was llight

i wish i had a gf

Granted. She dies.

I wish for a cute, nice, loving monkey to gently climb in through my window...

Granted your monkey dies

I wish a wish :devil:

Granted. Unicorns are only available in heaven, so you have to die to get it...

I wish for my house to magically be tidied...

Granted. Thieves came by night to empty it for you.

I wish I wouldn't get lectures >.<

Granted you start being a good girl:devil:

I wish for a hamster that can't die

Granted. It comes with a snake that perpetually eats it :devil:

I wish it were sunny.

Granted you find yourself on the sun and burn

I wish for our weather to stop being so hot

Granted. Your country freezes over.

I wish I could draw.