Ruin A Wish Game

Granted, but you can't understand a word he says.

I wish I had a pet chimpanzee.

ok but it is hard to handle and you give it away.

I wish a new moon would come soon.

Granted. *Hands him the book*

I wish for a harvest party.

Granted but it is a copy of the 2nd Twilight movie.

I wish Twilight never existed

ok b ut then night never comes and never dawn, man you messed up everything.

I wish everything was to normal.

Granted, but that would be right before you get sent to the psych ward.

I wish for a new type of drink.

ok, it is called new death.

I wish for something to do.

Granted but you do drugs.

I wish for death.

ok but it never comes forever

I wish for an idea.

Granted, but it's a boring one.

I wish for whiners to stop whining.