Ruin A Wish Game

granted it kicks you on the face.
I wish for new guns.( dont ruin it by telling me of cops)

granted, your guns are actually mucles on your arms caused from taking steriods, unfortunately, you have a heart attack and die from an overdose.

I wish for enough clean drinking water to quench my thirst but not enough to have negative effects.

You get your drinking water and drink just a little bit so that the poison doesn't kill you and die of dehydration

I wish for a cut and cuddly cat with 6 legs and a temperate personality.

Granted. You have an allergic reaction and die a slow and painfull death of suffocation...

Nothing is granted. you are wish less.
I wish to not have a sore throat.

Granted. You have diarrhea instead.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

granted, now you have a fever.
I wish to beat something more extraordinary than yoga.

granted, meditation

i wish for a rock

Granted.*Rock n' roll starts playing in the background*
I wish we could build this city....I wish we could build this city on rock and roll!♪ ♫ ♬

not granted :/ are you gonna hit someone with it?
I wish you to eat lotsa fruits.