Ruin A Wish Game

Granted, sunny weather lasts 0.000000001 seconds.

I wish for a Really big Cookie.

granted but its made out of plastic

i wish i had a button that could freeze time

granted, it bites

i wish i didn't have to cook

granted we found a way to live without food

i wish i didnt have to go to school

granted nobody gives a crap

i wish for a rose

Granted. It's dead.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

granted, you wish a fish

i wish for a good book

Granted. It's written in invisible ink.

I wish for a dolphin.

congrats, eaten by a shark.

I wish for a shark.

granted but its fins were taken by Chinese shark fishers so it dies shortly after

i wish for a submarine