Ruin A Wish Game

granted, i have no idea what age 2 is

i wish for pie

Granted, but the pie becomes sentient, grows teeth and eats ur face.

i wish i had cake!

the same thing happens

i wish for a life

Granted, but it lasts for a second.

I wish i had non-sentient cake

granted, the cake has been poisoned.

i wish for little kids to stop screaming at my workplace.

granted big kids start screaming at your work place
I wish for half my family to remember by birthday for once. :duh:

they do but then you die because they all send you bombs :D

i wish for a good book

granted it's gross and sick.
I wish for christmas

granted, :oops: oh wait i cant the grinch stole it :(

i wish for new year

granted you die on it.

I wish for SOMETHING THAT CAN'T BE RUINeD