Ruin A Wish Game

granted but you turn out to be a woman with none of the good physical or mental traits that women have only the chromosomes.

I wish I had better ideas for the ruin a wish game.

granted, but they look good only to you. Everyone else really finds a way to ruin your wish.

I wish I got a zombie-killing army to do the work for me.

Granted, but they go rogue and kill you as well.

I wish for peace of the heart, mind, and soul.

Granted, but it's to someone else's heart, mind, and soul. (Drat it anyway!)

I wish for my very own working phaser.

Granted, but you're arrested for possession.

I wish this feeling would never end.

Granted, but who's doing the feeling? ;)

I wish I was awake and thinking straight.

LOL! That was great! +REP

Granted, but you don't like what you are thinking about

I wish for some more water.

Granted, but it's all salt water. The desalination plant broke down, and repairs are ongoing.

I wish for a better sense of humor.

Granted, but suddenly you're the only one who does...

I wish I had a bigger desk to put everything on.

Granted, but the items you place on it get bigger as well.

I wish to be a more understanding soul.