Ruin A Wish Game

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Originally Posted by John Brik'sil

Granted, but I steal it from you. No one likes kit kats better than me.

I wish for more prestige on evony

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Granted but you never do anything else in your life but play evony to get that prestige.

I wish this thread wasn't spammed.

Granted, but it is closed.

I wish the bots/spammers would stop posting

John: Granted, but so does everyone else.

I wish to be a ninja >_>

Granted but you become such a good ninja that no one can ever find you.You cant even find yourself.You become social recluse ninja.

I wish i didn't feel so sick.I feel really freaking sick right now.

Granted. You are now in extreme pain :devil:

I wish for a cat.

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Originally Posted by LadyMariana

Granted. You are now in extreme pain :devil:

I wish for a cat.

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Granted. You get a Acme Wild Cat delivered straight to your doorstep...you are unaware of the dangers lurking within, and rip it open in your excitement! Acme Wild Cat comes out, claws flying. You end up in a hospital bed w/ a serious case o' cat scratch fever. :dizzy:

I wish for an office linebacker

Granted. But since I don't know what that means, you have someone who writes lines in the back of the office.

I wish this thread wasn't neglected so.

granted but now it's selectively noticed by me
i wish i cared more about my apathy

Granted. You end up caring so much about your apathy, it becomes the only thing you care about. The only thing you do. You starve to death by being too apathetic about in-taking nutrition.

I wish that I could spy, something with my little eye, that was orange!

You notice your own post, and realize you violated ToS and suspend yourself.

I wish i had red rep power.