Ruin A Wish Game

umm i wish for no spam on these forums

^Dont you just love spam?

^Granted, but OT then grows so boring that you go and hang yourself.

I want a cookie.

Granted, but you never officially made a wish, so...no cookie for you.

I wish that I didn't understand the meaning of life.

Granted, but then you die. The dead can't think, so they can't understand anything.

I wish for something. Surprise me.

Granted but you get banned before you can see what it is.

I wish this thread had more people posting.

Granted but they decide to post memes and get the thread closed

I wish for somthing...

Granted. Go outside. I brought you some air. Oh, you didn't want air? OK. I'll take it all away. Here's your vaccuum. Good luck finding a spaceship or spacesuit.

I wish I was the only one who could play the lottery so I could win the jackpot every time.

Granted. Except since no one else is playing you dont win more than $5

I wish for a car...
Like this one
http://alterianinc.com/wp-content/th...h=160&zc=1&a=c

Granted, but the police arrest you for having to cool a car.

I wish for more green rep on the forums No red rep, no getting a mod to suspend/ban me, no having the forum closed. Just green rep.