Ruin A Wish Game

Granted, you are the richest but you don't have any money, everyone calls you Richest

I wish that I had something new to do.

Granted. You have now been contracted to build me a castle. For free. And this is replete with moat of exotic and dangerous creatures, beautiful tapestries, royal portraits (and make them look good, by Jove), a dining hall that seats 250 (or more; more is always better), a throne that is a) solid gold and b) comfortable (good luck! :devil:), a royal palatial suite with requisite magnificent four-poster bed, modern plumbing ('cause let's face it, nobody wants to be quite that authentic), a Jacuzzi (this for the lulz. also, because they are awesome), I s'pose that the kitchen shall have to be massive as well, and there shall be servants of course, and musicians as well, and a dungeon with devices of torture horrendous and frightening, and all those extra rooms and other extravagant furnishings one would expect of a palace. Oh, and did I mention you were contracted to do this for free? And yeah if you fail, you shan't much like the consequence. Don't ask for much, do I? hehehe is very effectively ruined I thinks though. Your wish is.

Now then, for my wish.... I wish there were no ads on Youtube.

Granted youtube removes their ads and their are no longer able to support their emplyees or the site itself. It goes bankrupt along with every other video hosting site and you now have no place to watch videos online. thanx a lot. Jerk

I wish to be President of The United States

Granted but for some reason you are the first one to be impeached as you take the oath and in shock you never finish the oath, therefore never becoming president. If you want to argue that you did become president being the first one impeached made you a laughing stock forever.

I wish that radio worked.

Granted. Too bad the only thing now being broadcast is children's programming :devil:

I wish to be better at skateboarding.

Granted you are a better skateboarder. So much better that all the other skateboards get jealous and break your legs

I wish i could do magic tricks

Granted but people dont believe you.

I wish i was so popular that my name would be assigned to a 90 base atk hero.

Granted but it can never be persuaded.

I wish I knew what I wanted to eat right now....

you figure out its chicken but its raw and gives you salmonella

i wish for an unlimeted supply of chocolate

Granted. I steal it :devil:

I wish for strawberries, so I can melt some of my newly acquired supply of unlimited chocolate and have chocolate-covered strawberries :D