Ruin A Wish Game

granted and theyre the best chocolate covered strawberries ever

i wish for lady mariana to feed me chocolate covered strawberries

Granted but she feeds them to you with her feet

I wish for the end of WWIII

Granted but they make the Wii2.

I wish for the most valuable watch.

Granted, but its the black watch.

I wish for a pony.

Granted. But it's a My Little Pony...

I wish to know why forums have started to log me out at random intervals. They never used to o.O

Granted. Unfortunatly, knowing is only the first step to solving a problem, and as a result, you are cursed to be logged out randomly forever.

I wish to be worshipped as a God by all of humanity.

Granted but animals rise up and kill you

I wish for a new crown

Granted but you fell down a hill and broke it.

I wish i had 10000000000 cents :P

Granted but some hacker stole it all.

I wish that I am not so lazy lol

Granted but you lool at again at the TV and get Lazy again.

I wish i wasnt tired today