Ruin A Wish Game

Granted, but those unlimited become limited.

I wish i was More Popular

Granted, everyone over 85 now loves you.
I wish i had a good job

Granted but you hate the work and the hours.

I wish I can upload my mind to a machine.

Granted but the machine explodes and loses all the info.

I wish we were lile the 15th of october ;)

Granted, but it's 100000 years in the future and you're dead.

I wish for a better car.

granted but then i steal it.

i wish i could see through objects on command. ;)

granted but you can only see through objects worn by men.

I wish that I could type 50000 gwam

granted but your fingers turn to dust as soon as you being to type.

I wish i could stand on the sun and live

^Granted. You stand in the sun and live, but you get run over by an 18-wheeler going 80 MPH.

I wish for a big, fat, juicy burger right about now.

granted but the cook spit in it
i wish i could be a forum mod