Ruin A Wish Game

Granted, life becomes so simple that you sit around all day doing nothing and eventually die of simplicity boredom.

I wish for wolverine claws

Granted, but they are the plastic ones from Wal Mart

I wish for a new job that i like

Granted .

BUT ..... You're boss is not the best of bosses he is you're OLD SCHOOL BULLY !!

I wish for a nice car Or submarine :D

Granted you nice car sinks to the bottom of the ocean or your submarine has screen doors

I wish for my name to be in lights

Granted but there is a power outage.

I wish for super fast internet.

Granted but your computer gets a virus and all of your personal information is stolen

I wish for an army of wolverines

Granted but they rebel against you and kill you.

I wish to take over Call Of Duty and make it a less crappy game.

you try but fail because call of duty is awesome

i wish red repping would be restored

Granted. You promptly get red-repped into bandom for suggesting it.

I wish... for a monkey. >_>

granted, a man eating monkey that eats you
i wish for Atlantis :D