Ruin A Wish Game

ok, but then they start screaming

I wish for another game thread.

Granted but it is deleted for spam

I wish I wouldn't have to keep editing.

ok but it is ful of salt.

I wish for something to eat.

Main course: Crow. Dessert: Humble pie. Only things on menu.

I wish for a new flavor of ice cream.

ok but you hate it.

I wish for a watch.

Granted but it is 5 minutes behind and you are shot for being late to work.

I wish for a Calculator.

Granted, but it's off by a wide margin.

I wish for a smile.

Granted but it depresses you.

I wish for a car.

Granted, but it's a Hot Wheels.

I wish for nothing bad to happen.

Granted but........ Something.

I wish I was tall.