Ruin A Wish Game

Granted, but you only gain 2mm in height.

I wish for a day without worry.

I am worried that wish won't be coming true today.

Wishes for a shot of tequila.

Granted. You have been shot by a hollow tipped bullet, the hollow tip being filled with, ironically, tequila.

I wish for common sense.

Sadly, you have none and couldn't handle the power it brings. Wish denied.

I wish for an 'adults only' forum.

You get the forum, but unfortunately you're too young to enter it

I wish Cake would lose to Pie

Not granted.

I wish the trolls would leave GD.

Granted, but they'd make their new residence here. :(

I wish for more fun.

granted you get me

i wish for world piece
*note whoever ruins this wish has no heartz :D

Granted but that paves the way for world disease.

I wish I made sense.

Granted, You do get a piece of the world, Heres china.

I wish for more threads to hold actual conversations/debates.