Ruin A Wish Game

Granted, since your computer is now upside down they are now Over you :D

I wish more people would join in

granted, but you get shoot down by the government.

I wish that I could travel.

^Granted, but now your life is boring, and since you accomplished everything so far, you become chronically depressed. You then kill yourself.

I wish for a better avatar!

Granted, but it puts a crippling virus on your computer.

I wish for a zebra (Don't ask why)

^Granted but the Zebra is gray because of too much inbreeding

I wish for a gold coin that could sing and dance.

Granted, Pac-Man now plays on your eyes all of the time.

I wish for a oompaloompa army.

Granted, but they turn on you and swarm you with green-haired sweetness and corny songs.

I wish i had more time to play on the forums.

Granted but now you cant pay your medical bill for that thing you have.
You know the thing.

I wish this gay techno didnt fascinate me and that the music i listen to wasnt perceived as a gauge of my sexual preference.

Denied, (Ettz, ettz, ettz, ettz, ettz, ettz)

I wish I had better techno music!