Ruin A Wish Game

Granted

I wish for 2

Granted, but the fire breathing pony burns down your house Christmas morning... Ouch!

I wish for warmer weather!

Denied, the groundhog still saw its shadow, six more weeks of winter!

I wish another a pretty gem stone!

Granted, it is now imbedded in your stomach

I wish for a life.

Granted, but you have to quit evony and the forums

I wish I didn't offend people so easily!

Denied, youre naturally annoying

I wish he would disapeear

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Originally Posted by kiteguthan

Denied, youre naturally annoying

I wish he would disapeear

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Granted But you can now always hear him where ever you go.

I wish we could all get along.

^Granted, but we allare dead when it happens. Dead people get along quite perfectly ya know. :D

I wish for a toothpick.

Granted, but you stab your mouth with it and it gets infected.

I wish for more coffee

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Originally Posted by Japengo

Granted, but you stab your mouth with it and it gets infected.

I wish for more coffee

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Granted but its specialty treated so it's all-ways Luke warm.

I wish for more pain then i feel daily to be delivered to everyone who has never felt it.