Story

but unable to

do anything to

irritate himself to

influence the people

of the city

then the people...

complained that they..

were unloved because...

At the start of the world, all was dark, but then Brightfang lit a match, and then held it against his hand. "Ouch! My hand!" He then ran into a big bad troll named Criplockin the great...ish and then said "Yo, What's good my Idiot mod thatis doing talk". BrightFang was confused, and then he whimsically wandered down into his house and stabbed his toe. It hurt. He cried out, "**** my toe!!!" Then Criplockin pulled Lord Ken Deathmarr from a hat and told him, "DIE DIE DIE!!!" To which he replied "Hey! I just called to say I love money and candy, but I killed someone who was very short, yet good enough to eat candy, but unable to do anything to irritate himself to influence the people of the city, then the people complained that they were unloved because they ate turkey

that smelled like

... an old Camember...