Story

but unable to

do anything to

irritate himself to

influence the people

of the city

then the people...

complained that they..

were unloved because...

At the start of the world, all was dark, but then Brightfang lit a match, and then held it against his hand. "Ouch! My hand!" He then ran into a big bad troll named Criplockin the great...ish and then said "Yo, What's good my Idiot mod thatis doing talk". BrightFang was confused, and then he whimsically wandered down into his house and stabbed his toe. It hurt. He cried out, "**** my toe!!!" Then Criplockin pulled Lord Ken Deathmarr from a hat and told him, "DIE DIE DIE!!!" To which he replied "Hey! I just called to say I love money and candy, but I killed someone who was very short, yet good enough to eat candy, but unable to do anything to irritate himself to influence the people of the city, then the people complained that they were unloved because they ate turkey

that smelled like

... an old Camember...

Who slew a..

big,ugly,monster

Which entertained little

Children by drinking...

Whiskey, Vodka and

Great volumes of

Elven blood which

Contains high levels

gravy, arsenic and

Beans. The Hero

Whom some called

Nickel or Bob

sounded funny,and

Nickle went down

into the bar

wearing only a

Tight, skinny, long

lovely feather boa

. He pranced through

looking utterly stupid...


hi would any1 mind reping me as it seems you all like my post yet i have no rep lol

..." said Lord Ken.

((ok, LKD has been talking nonsense for 3 pages now. It's time for something else to happen.))

Deathmarr while eating.

Then there was

ugly stupid standing

man outside the

window, shaking his

fist at the

kids who were

bugging him to

dance for money.