You know you're addicted to evony when:

I saw this thread on n2's thread list and thought now thats a funny idea! im gonna quote some of the people on that thread to get it started. Lets add to it also and make a huge hilarious list!

Ps this forum is not older than 2 weeks old so dont comment about that

You know it's Evony addiction when.....


1) You think that evony is a cute name for your newborn child

Originally Posted by Rusty
2) You wish the Mrs looked like your uber hot hero named Gypsy! Wait did I say that out loud?

Originally Posted by pino
3) when you play evony 24/7

Originally Posted by Mormy
When you wish you could barb your neighbors in real life.

Originally Posted by Dyne
when you get yelled by your wife to go to sleep.


Originally Posted by SV.
When you use the excuse that your working on a clients website to be on the pc to subtley play evony!!!

Originally Posted by john101
When you spend hours on the map wishing you could find some co-ordinates for your ex wife

Originally Posted by pino
when you say to your family that you are going to marry a hero

Originally Posted by Scarlet89
or ask a stupid question when the answer is in front of you

Originally Posted by DeCode-
As FatZero said..
Evony Cents > Mortgage

Originally Posted by FatZero
when you try to post a witty joke on evony forums about playing too much evony

Originally Posted by Flutterby
When at a family gathering you log in so as to not mess up your farming rotation.

Originally Posted by BRIAN.BORUt
When people ask if you had a nice Christmas and you say........Christmas?

Originally Posted by BRIAN.BORU
When you see a TV footage of a North Korean military parade and think " I could take him"....

Originally Posted by BRIAN.BORU
When you go to the racetrack and keep looking for abatis

Originally Posted by BRIAN.BORU
When you have to rebuild a trap after the postman delivers

Originally Posted by BRIAN.BORU
When you have judge tell you that mailing you neighbours telling them to "move out of my territory or else" is anti-social behavior

Originally Posted by BRIAN.BORU
When you legally change your name to your server id

Originally Posted by BRIAN.BORU
When despite no knowledge of engineering or carpentry you manage to build a working trebouchet in your back garden

When you set your alarm clock to wake u up 3 hours before work so u can do ur farming.

when your mom/wife/dad/husband makes dinner and u look at it and say "that can only feed my troops for a few hours"

when you see someone building a house and wonder if they are going to abandon it so it becomes an NPC

when after u get bored wit a server u just move to the newest one instead of quiting even though u hate the begining game

if i come up wit more ill write em down

[*]When the National Heritage Trust write to you asking you to cease planting flags with your name in local forests.

[*]When the last 8 posts in this thread are yours.

[*]When you are arrested at the local unemployment centre for dragging people out telling them that they will make great scouts

[*]When you're at a bar and you try to find 100k people to ensure your scouting missions on the dance floor are successful.

[*]When ordering a pizza you give your coordinates instead of an address.

[*]When you use posts from the forum as part of your argument in a paper about conflict resolution for a class you're taking in college.

[*]...When... You post in this thread.

When you see a TV footage of a North Korean military parade and think " I could take him"....


omfg heheheeheheheh

---You start thinking of ways to hack/merge Farmville for the resources.

---LOL, Imagine getting that text from a friend of yours... "sum 1 from EVONY came over & plundered my Farmville"

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Originally Posted by Sir T. R. E. Jr.

"sum 1 from EVONY came over & plundered my Farmville"

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This. Couple people I'd want to plunder in there. Well, just one.

--When you try to sell the rocks outside your house at the local marketplace.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Yunjeong

--When you try to sell the rocks outside your house at the local marketplace.

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... LOL! Or when you buy rock, you ask for it in units rather than yards?

---If you're taking orders, I'll take 40sq. yards for my driveway please.

---Oh, be careful... there's a forum law* that states, and I quote (punctuation added for reading pleasure and "~censored~" added to remove the offensive term used to describe the said violation), "We the mods, have stated publicly, at least a dozen times, that replying to a thread more than a week old, on the main forums (or more than 2 weeks old on server forums is ~censored~").

~edit~
-FWIW, I said "~censored~" because I find the choice of term used to describe resurrecting old posts, extremely offensive; But what does one expect from kidiots. Yes, the entire forum is dead with exception to complaints.

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Originally Posted by Sir T. R. E. Jr.

... LOL! Or when you buy rock, you ask for it in units rather than yards?

---If you're taking orders, I'll take 40sq. yards for my driveway please.

---Oh, be careful... there's a forum law* that states, and I quote (punctuation added for reading pleasure and "~censored~" added to remove the offensive term used to describe the said violation), "We the mods, have stated publicly, at least a dozen times, that replying to a thread more than a week old, on the main forums (or more than 2 weeks old on server forums is ~censored~").

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not really ~censored~

whhen you "bump" a older thread when you post in it(and if its like 2 weeks old) then you bring it to the top of the list above of the newer threads with NEW posts in it..

its called necro/necroing...
so he just ~bumped~ this...(but is it 2 weeks old already..?)

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Originally Posted by Elana*

not really ~censored~

whhen you "bump" a older thread when you post in it(and if its like 2 weeks old) then you bring it to the top of the list above of the newer threads with NEW posts in it..

its called necro/necroing...
so he just ~bumped~ this...(but is it 2 weeks old already..?)

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Ffs.

I just logged onto this forum to check it out, and about the only new posts have been from moderators and others whining about "necroing" a thread. In case you hadn't noticed, that's probably the most action this forum has gotten in the last two weeks, and its from a few complaining about replies.

It's a dead forum. If someone wants to post in an old thread, who cares? Don't the mods have anything better to do?:confused:

If not, why not just make it impossible to post in a thread over 2 weeks old and save everybody the trouble of having to read the whine-posts about posting in old threads? Those are a whole lot more useless and distasteful than reading what someone has to say in an old thread.

haha the reason im telling you this:

1. i got a infraction for necroing once
2. it brings dead old threads to the top of the newer threads
3. the mods usually close the thread afterwards but it may not happen..
4. there is also a thread like this in OTD

*scouts the fridge* lol...

When you see a TV footage of a North Korean military parade and think " I could take him"....

lol i think i culd take em.. they dont eat well

When you threaten your significant other with your archers.....

-When you stay up all night to listen to a show on evony radio (its 8am and im not ready for bed yet :()

-When you stay up to midnight server time just so you can spin the amulet early.

-When you start referring to yourself as you are named in the game.

-When due to your disappointment at there being no near naked ladies in the game you decide to dress as a near naked lady (man), then walk up to strangers in the street and say "Come conquer your empire my lord".

when a person in real life insults u, u threaten him with ur archrs