you know you are addicted to evony when you spend $1000 on the game and think it was worth it :eek: (not being judgemental or anything, just that some have alot of money :) )
also, you use all of that cents for amulet :eek:
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you know you are addicted to evony when you spend $1000 on the game and think it was worth it :eek: (not being judgemental or anything, just that some have alot of money :) )
also, you use all of that cents for amulet :eek:
When you get into farming to feed your family, becuase they consume to much fod.
You know you are addicted to Evony when you memorized all 250 Evony neighbors near you within 50 miles but can't even remember your mother's first name (and she reminded you just five minutes ago!).
when you blame your workers coz your mother said you didnt do your chores...
When you start worshipping the Forum Mods and sacrificing to them...
When you just cant stop posting and LEAVE!!!
when someone says 'that person is a "God-Mod" ' u really think it is the ultimate God that has come to save you...frm Evony...
When you plan to move you look for adv city teleporters in the local stores...
When you try a ritual of pact on your family, but you still can only recruit 4 members.
errr thats dosent work! ~mumbles to self~ darn gonna have to try something else~~~~Quote:
Originally Posted by jiah
when you go and shop you search for those santa's cookies because you ran out and wanted more...
When you start shopping or an oxhorn, so that you can gain an edge in your dinnertime arguments with your siblings.
when you start hunting for ivory horns on animals....
When you start ramming your car into neighbors houses because you want a new city.
When you train your dog to act as a horse to raid the fridge.
when you start using animals for corselets....(poor things:THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE!)
When your idea of a party is being online in the evony forum:confused:
when you think there are medals in your garden because your garden looks like a swamp..and u start digging away :D
When you come out into the country, and grab a sword, and call for troops, expecting to have to forcibly take over your new land by warfare.
when u want to order ur troops to attack ur neighbour coz u think they are building catapults...
When you consider the local State Police barracks a level 10 NPC city........and try to farm it for medals.
When you go to the supermarket to shop and thinking its the "regular" market and then you try to sell stuff to them..
When no matter how non compus-mentis you are you STILL find the forum a stimulating place:eek:
When you start taxing your parents because they are residents in your "city".
Quietly Slips out the door to go to Evony Addicts Anonymous.
when you go to a shop and you really wanna buy supplies(lumber, food etc.) for your city...then you waste alot of money and you come bck to ur house to give it to them..
(only u cant get it through to them...the screen is to little :D and no way to get it through even)
When you start building Catapults to beseige your neighbor's house because they like a rival football team.
when you cant stay on server longer than week lol
...the only reason you're still playing is that maybe, just maybe, you'll get that Rose Medal someday.
When you're making a thread about Evony in a section not about Evony.
you know your addicted to evony wen you reply to this thread lol!
... you think you need a speaker when you want to talk:D
When you can tell me which tech has the quote
"I am Ozymandias, king of kings. look on my works, ye mighty, and despair."
It's Construction.
............when you see war in your dreams and losing cities to fake people
When you look on the Great Wall of China and wonder..."How much Food and Stone were used to build that?"
when you join the presbyterian church in hopes of being able to have more power.
when you think when the ads say "be a lord", you actually REALLY become one...
and therefore you want to rule your country and when they say "no" you reply:
"I am a lord, make way for me so i can take my place as ruler."
wen u use ur kitten to type
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, cute.