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  1. #1
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    Cool New Evony Anonymous

    I am an Evony Addict.
    I've been addicted since Day 1 of server 66...
    It is so bad, that I realte my day to day life on which day the server is on.
    I only get 4 hours of sleep a night, and cut out of work early just to log on....

    Is there a Sponsor out there to help me break my habit?
    Last edited by goldenwyrm68; 01-31-2010 at 08:07 PM.
    I want to go to strange new places
    meet strange and wonderful people
    and kill them



    Thank you lazeedog for the signature pic
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    lmao GW.....

    i am still in denial...so i call it dedicated

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    Default Dedication

    Hello, I am an Evony Addict,
    I have an attack hero that is at 709, and can produce an army of scouts in 0s
    A city that produces 1.5million in Iron every hour.
    Please Help me
    Last edited by goldenwyrm68; 01-31-2010 at 08:09 PM.
    I want to go to strange new places
    meet strange and wonderful people
    and kill them



    Thank you lazeedog for the signature pic
    http://lazeedog.deviantart.com/art/i-want-you-148710811

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    Hi. I'm Dax and I'm an EA ...
    I have almost the same symptoms as the addict who started this thread (his are in the advanced stages, I think. Plus I have wh0ring syndromes on the side w/c he doesn't suffer from ... ).
    It's a sad world. Somebody help us.

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    im not aware of a help place or person. i am an addict too.....if you truly want to quit, reset your account, or just stop playing.....

    this game is like a bad drug habit, easy and fun to do, impossible to quit

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    . . . but this kind of makes me happy that we are not alone in our 'denial' of 'addiction' to Evony . . . ^^ BUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

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    I've been trying to cut down on playing time, but to no avail, I find myself setting my alarm so that I can wake up 1 hour before server rollover so I can get those last few barb runs done before server refresh and it starts all over again.
    I want to go to strange new places
    meet strange and wonderful people
    and kill them



    Thank you lazeedog for the signature pic
    http://lazeedog.deviantart.com/art/i-want-you-148710811

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    God I hate colds.

    Hi everyone. I think I relate 50% of my daily activities to Evony game-play.
    For instance, I call my secretary and ask her to get a copy of a contract from the 2nd floor ... and I find myself asking her how long her march time will be.
    That's scary.
    HELP!

    If you can't convince them, confuse them.

    Do NOT ruffle my feathers. I have a french fry and I'm not afraid to use it!

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    Yopu realize you just spent $200 through PayPal trying to win the Holy Helm of Mars for your fledgling account and now have 60+ junior Battalions and 500+ speakers. But that's alright because you also won 10 junior medal boxes and can now make Baron....
    I want to go to strange new places
    meet strange and wonderful people
    and kill them



    Thank you lazeedog for the signature pic
    http://lazeedog.deviantart.com/art/i-want-you-148710811

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    Im not addicted to evony.More like evony forums.I put out about 50 posts a day and I sweat blood every time someone takes along time to reply to my post.I now rock back and fourth and speak in tongues while waiting for someone to reply to my posts.I only get temporary happiness for each post I get a reply for.I have to rack my brain for a wity response then after I have posted I will look over my post with blood shot eyes for even the slightest typo and if I find one I go into a full blown panic editing as fast as I can in the hopes that I will be able to fix it before anyone notices my idiotic mistake and I ruin my forum reputation forever and condemn myself to the deepest depths of forum history remembered only as the guy who made that stupid typo.Its draining away my soul and leaving a dark pit of despair in its wake.

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