If Lord Arumen and Wildor were to get into a fight...

[Lord Arumen]

To my countless supporters:
Thank you for your support in this battle against the silly frenchman.

To Crady, detectiveconan, Fallbreeze, FoxyBunny, Hyena, Jurnis, orakull, prelly, Skirata, and Th0r:
(Bah, countable on two hands)

You impudent fools!

My momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

My momma's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

My momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

My momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make cookies.

My momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

My momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

My momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

My momma's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

My momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

My momma's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

I think I have sufficiently burned myself. Vote for Wildor!