Post them here for fun and amusement.
Mary had a little lag, little lag, little lag, Mary had a little lag and she butchered it and had it for dinner.
*bows*
I will be here all week *grin*
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Thread: Evony Twisted Nursery Rhymes
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05-16-2009, 02:25 AM #1
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Evony Twisted Nursery Rhymes
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05-16-2009, 06:04 PM #2
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Humpty dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty dumpty had a great fall,
and all the king's men and horses couldn't put Humpty back together,
Cause it took more then a 100 rounds and they went poof.
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05-16-2009, 07:51 PM #3
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A city, city of defenders
Defenses low said my friend (ahh)
Balista them, Ballista them,
Dammit they ported away.
Luckilly I wont be here all week.Kaleban
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Upper Lorraine
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05-16-2009, 08:22 PM #4
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Twinkle, twinkle, little lag,
How I wonder when you'll end;
Up above the clock so high,
Like a spinning world in the sky,
Twinkle, twinkle little lag,
How you make me so very mad.
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05-21-2009, 04:24 AM #5
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*applauds* Those were great!
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05-23-2009, 05:38 PM #6
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Mod Edit for language.
Last edited by Lord Drazsyr; 05-25-2009 at 09:39 AM. Reason: language masked
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05-23-2009, 05:41 PM #7
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umm that is weird, part of the words to a nursery rhyme that are NOT obscene are banned? Who are we trying to protect from what?
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05-23-2009, 06:01 PM #8
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I saw a lil noob one day, one day
spied creepin in the hay, the hay
he dared attack my valley
then he asked to be me ally
so then I gave a lesson on pain, on pain
I saw a lil noob one day, one day
spied creepin in the hay, the hay
but with 10,000 men
(I added catapults then)
that little noob would never be the same, the same
I saw a lil noob one day, one day
spied creepin in the hay, the hay
but now his city's burnin
I think he got his learnin
He isnt ever gunna mess with me again, againLook for Heights in the RPG and story section
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05-23-2009, 07:06 PM #9
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Catapult crushed my city
crushed my city
crushed my city!
Ballista blew up my city
blew up my city
blew up my city!
Archers shot me city dead
shot me city dead
shot me city dead!
Noob attacked me city
attacked me city
attacked me city!
I crushed noob
crushed noob
crushed noob!
Elsworth speaks in red.
The other Elsworth speaks in Blue, because indeed, he's number two.
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05-23-2009, 07:14 PM #10
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RAP BATTLE!!!!!
**beatbox**
Its Arumen, Lord of all,
Fall beneath me, or get on the ball!
I slash your tires, with my trusty sword
Leave the gates open, let in my horde
ill take your queens,
princesses too, Im the most B-A member
of the NOBLES crew
word...Look for Heights in the RPG and story section
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