Evony Twisted Nursery Rhymes

[darkchicken]

twinkle twinkle little noob, how I wonder why you are
Up above the noob world so high,
Like a noob in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little noob,
How I wonder why you are

[logrus]

umm that is weird, part of the words to a nursery rhyme that are NOT obscene are banned? Who are we trying to protect from what?

Its the filter, it censors out those first four letters as they would have spelled something innapropriate. It is a bit touchy and they are working on it.

[Milonius]

Some guy just took my city, my city
Wait where did my hero go?
Oh, there's his head!

(To the tune of London Bridge is Falling Down)

[Lord Arumen]

Is no one going to take my rap challenge on?

[Mordikai]

For he's a jolly good newbie;
For he's a jolly good newbie;
For he's a jolly good newbie;
Now get him to join the for'm.

[Mistabad]

There was an old lord that lived in a fort
had so many troops and no food for support
so he scouted a neighbor and dispached a force
now the army is fat without having to eat horse

[Empress]

roll, roll, roll that log
roll it over his troops,
if you see my stones fall by,
don't forget to: "Oups!"


=))this thread is mega funny =))


And for Lord Arumem:

He was afraid to come out to the war
He was as nervous as he could be
He was afraid to come out to the war
He was afraid that somebody would see.

One, two, three, god!
Tell the people what he had!

It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, bunch of workers in bikini
That he brought to his first fight today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, bunch of workers in bikini
So in his city he decided to stay.

Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more

PS. it is also singable

[Mistabad]

Little new city
sat in a valley
building resourses all day
along came an army
that then started farming
and the city teleported away

[Elsworth]

roll, roll, roll that log
roll it over his troops,
if you see my stones fall by,
don't forget to: "Oups!"


=))this thread is mega funny =))


And for Lord Arumem:

He was afraid to come out to the war
He was as nervous as he could be
He was afraid to come out to the war
He was afraid that somebody would see.

One, two, three, god!
Tell the people what he had!

It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, bunch of workers in bikini
That he brought to his first fight today
An itsy, bitsy, teentie, weenie, bunch of workers in bikini
So in his city he decided to stay.

Two, three, four, stick around we'll tell you more

PS. it is also singable

ahh!!!!!!

The song: Row, row row your boat, gives me nightmares. *shiver*

[Lord Arumen]

Ah, a challenger! Try this on for size

oooooOOOOOOOHHHHH

Once upon a time
in a land far far a way
the earth began to shake
as my men marched this way
armed with bow and sword
catapult too
the broke you little castle
smashed your lil' army too

Your people ran like sheep
as my army came and went
they took all your lumber
while all your people wept.

Those bloody beaten members
of your once existant army
are ruined
and shocked
at the way that
they lost

so dont take me on
or youll just get socked...