Nonsence Nonsence everywhere and not a mind to break?

[Cosmic Fury]

This a catchy tune a random old man (not kidding!) taught me a couple years back:




One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't, see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.

A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,

Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,

They lived on the corner, in the middle of the block,
On the second floor of a vacant lot

If you don't believe this story?s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!



Compliments to Daemonn for remembering it when I didn't do it all the way.

Thanks!