The OTD Court

[Nutter Butter]

Opening arguments anyone?

[Pieman]

Wait, Arumen... all the info is in the above Agenda... including the Jury and the judge.

Judge: Knuckles

Jury:
acer5200
Yellow Submarine
Axer NZ
Montros
Pialpha


I know it is not like a real Supreme Court, but it is a lot easier to manage. For this specific case, a judge could easily be biased.

[Lord Arumen]

Wait, Arumen... all the info is in the above Agenda... including the Jury and the judge.

Oh, ok. And Yellow, Pie decided he would prefer a normal jury. I suppose he is afraid that the truth will eek out in the higher court- that pie is < cake

[Pieman]

Oh, ok. And Yellow, Pie decided he would prefer a normal jury. I suppose he is afraid that the truth will eek out in the higher court- that pie is < cake

Alright court is in session!!!

The Plaintiff, you go first ;D
((Make sure your lawyer is here, lol))

[Lord Arumen]

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury.

Pie Sucks. I am the Law. That is all.

Thank you.

Opening argument over

[Zor]

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury.

Pie Sucks. I am the Law. That is all.

Thank you.

Opening argument over

I whole-heartedly agree

[devis666]

Didn't I make a thread exactly like this..... and everyone killed it with spam? good times

[Pieman]

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury.

Pie Sucks. I am the Law. That is all.

Thank you.

Opening argument over

My turn ;D


Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you all for gathering. The Plaintiff's speech was most interesting, but I have established one one in return.

We all know cake is a famous, loved dessert. All across the world, cake is used for celebrations and parties! However, we forget the value of Pie. Through tradition, Pie has been shoved out of the way to make room. Sure, we like cake, but do the facts add up?? Exhibit A, please!!

*Escorts fat guy into room*

Take a look at this pour soul! As this test, we had this man eat nothing but cake for every meal, every day. This is the result! An overweight slob! Cake tastes good, yes, but how much is it really good for?! Exhibit B please!!

*Escorts strong, only slightly overweight man into room*

Now, I will not say this man is skinny, but it is a improvement. Pie is not just used for mindlessly stuffing yourself. This man has been eating Pie every day, every meal. However, Pie has a variety. While eating different types of Pie, the man has recieved protein and necessary nutrients... through Pie's such as: Meat Pie, Chicken Pot Pie, Fruit Pie, Shepherds Pie. And of course, we fed him desserts too. Apple Pie! Which, despite that it is a dessert, still has apples in it!

I will give The Plaintiff a chance to respond.

((Touche ;D))

[Yellow Submarine]

*Begins mumbling*

"Hmmm hmm hmmm bleh blah bleh hmmmmmm"

[pialpha]

*Falls asleep*