The OTD Court

[kiteguthan]

This man is eating cake.

[Pieman]

((Lol... come on guys ;D Im waiting Arumen... or Zor...))

[Pieman]

Ok, since both Plaintiff and his lawyer are currently absent, I am calling a recess!!!

*gets up*

[Lord Arumen]

Exhibit one:

Pie makes you gullible. Look at this conversation between me and a pie lover.

[2/8/2010 5:23:30 PM] Pieguy: Your joking about the superbowl, right Arumen?
[2/8/2010 5:24:03 PM | Edited 5:24:06 PM] Tim B. (Arumen): What is the "superbowl"?
[2/8/2010 5:25:25 PM] Pieguy: lol
[2/8/2010 5:25:30 PM] Tim B. (Arumen): Well?
[2/8/2010 5:25:36 PM] Pieguy: Hes kidding, someone please tell me he's kidding
[2/8/2010 5:25:58 PM] Tim B. (Arumen): I am not kidding.
[2/8/2010 5:26:02 PM] Tim B. (Arumen): What is it?
[2/8/2010 5:26:06 PM] Pieguy: /facepalm
[2/8/2010 5:26:10 PM] Pieguy: the biggest football game of the year
[2/8/2010 5:26:11 PM] Pieguy: -_-
[2/8/2010 5:26:16 PM] Tim B. (Arumen): Football?
[2/8/2010 5:26:32 PM] Pieguy: ... what about it?
[2/8/2010 5:26:33 PM] Tim B. (Arumen): I thought it was called the Cup
[2/8/2010 5:26:50 PM] Pieguy: That's soccer... were talking about AMERICAN Football...
[2/8/2010 5:27:10 PM] Pieguy: How can u miss it? There are several OT threads DEDICATED to the Superbowl...
[2/8/2010 5:27:20 PM] Tim B. (Arumen): What are you talking about?
[2/8/2010 5:27:22 PM] Pieguy: http://bbs.evony.com/showthread.php?t=102117
[2/8/2010 5:27:39 PM] Tim B. (Arumen): Oh, missed it I guess
[2/8/2010 5:27:39 PM] Pieguy: Where do u live, Arumen -_-
[2/8/2010 5:27:44 PM] Tim B. (Arumen): Andorra
[2/8/2010 5:28:16 PM] Pieguy: ...
[2/8/2010 5:28:25 PM] Pieguy: And u dont know about the Superbowl? For real?
[2/8/2010 5:28:34 PM] Tim B. (Arumen): No
[2/8/2010 5:28:45 PM] Pieguy: And u dont even know what football is?
[2/8/2010 5:29:07 PM] Tim B. (Arumen): Yeah, teams of 11 run up and down the field, kicking the football
[2/8/2010 5:29:30 PM] Pieguy: American Football i mean -_-
[2/8/2010 5:30:06 PM] Tim B. (Arumen): I do not know what on earth that is
[2/8/2010 5:30:51 PM] Pieguy: There's no way im explaining it to you, but it's the biggest sport in the U.S.
[2/8/2010 5:31:03 PM] Pieguy: Impossible to explain
[2/8/2010 5:31:06 PM] Tim B. (Arumen): Ok, cool, and the U.S is.....
[2/8/2010 5:31:18 PM] Pieguy: u get the point though, two teams compete, I bet on one, i lost
[2/8/2010 5:31:38 PM] Pieguy: Have u been *&$^ing with me this whole time? There is no way i believe you dont know what the U.S. is
[2/8/2010 5:31:56 PM] Tim B. (Arumen): Of course I have been messing with you!

Real skype convo, name changed to protect identity

Exhibit two

Pie makes you dumb


Pieman's true colors, yellow.

[kiteguthan]

I Object, Your Honor!

How is the one known as "Pieguy" being dumb? You were feeding him false information and he trusted you, how does the court even know that this is a real conversation? How can this evidence be verified as true? Looking at this conversation the only thing that I see is that cake makes you untrustworthy and eager to exploit people.

[Lord Arumen]

I Object, Your Honor!

How is the one known as "Pieguy" being dumb? You were feeding him false information and he trusted you, how does the court even know that this is a real conversation? How can this evidence be verified as true? Looking at this conversation the only thing that I see is that cake makes you untrustworthy and eager to exploit people.

I never claimed pieguy is dumb. I claimed him gullible.

[Pieman]

You had no right to post that, it was a private skype chat.

I would also like to point out we've been doing this all wrong... our lawyers are supposed to speak FOR us.

[kiteguthan]

Well still, you exploited him for your own amusement because you were under the influence of CAKE. Pie induces a joylike state that makes one happy and content, but cake makes one destructive and diabolical.

[kiteguthan]

(GTG, be back tomorrow.)

[Zor]

I Object, Your Honor!

How is the one known as "Pieguy" being dumb? You were feeding him false information and he trusted you, how does the court even know that this is a real conversation? How can this evidence be verified as true? Looking at this conversation the only thing that I see is that cake makes you untrustworthy and eager to exploit people.

That is a real conversation, because I was there, and I was lmao the whole time