Got bored so..here you go.




In the beginning of time and power, before Evony when it was called Civony, in a land of perfectness, with no Joe. Off-Topic was a peaceful clearing, ruled by the evil Lord Drazsyr! His 'miniods' helped him control the progression from spammers. In a time...with no FoxyBunny moderator! *Shock*

Soon came an army of newbs, including Joe and several we loved, and ransacked the Off-Topic. It turned into a free and spiritful jungle.

Soon after, the evil Newbie Mods, controlled by the Overlord at the time, whatshisname(Uh..Forgot the Rep's name who left >.<), evilly hacked into the main database of Evony. The city, in the Social Hall town hall!

The evil newbie mod ransacked OTD, causing a -massive- epidemic which the great, awesome and best-Rper-of-all-time Elsworth did not survive, and proceded to make the Bar the biggest thread in all of history at the time! Now it has beaten it's own record, of course, however.

As the bar grew, and threads dissappeared from all of the Social Corner, Knight in Shining Armor Logrus, a former 'miniod' of Lord Drazsyr, saved the day, calming the dead who were magically brought to life.

As the evil Newbie Mod was destroyed, we soon found out he had an EVIL TWIN MOD!

The same thing happened again, which the Awesome Elsworth failed to see.

As the evil events passed, a card game was created by the one and only Foxeh Bunneh, 'Evony: The Gathering'. In which all survivors were turned into cards!

It eventually faded.

And then came the Dawn of Shops and gold, which failed as soon as it was started.

Soon, the Guild Wars started, and the Wizard Mercenaries won, led by the most Awesome Joe.

As we sit in peace, harmony and love today in the OTD, what new adventures will seek us out now?


P.S. (I hear that Elsworth guy's a hottie!)
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*bow*