Conspiracy Theories...

**Rota** · 03-13-2010, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by criplockin

So you haz a burning hatred for me, yet cant stay mad because all my posts are for teh lulz?

I have no hate for you. I'm their subconsciouses. Deep down they all adore you, even if some don't realize it.

Therefore, I'm one of your biggest fans.

**jannge** · 03-13-2010, 02:43 PM

Hm, a good conspiracy, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I got it!

The danish is planning to take over the world!!! But how will they do it? THEY WILL CLONE CHUCK NORRIS AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH HIS CLONES!!! WE MUST PROTECT HIM FROM THE DANISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This dudes will start with the Chuck Norris watch

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**raptor71383** · 03-13-2010, 02:44 PM

thats exactuly what rota wants you to think O.O its true ITS ALL TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

**imnothere** · 03-28-2010, 08:05 PM

i know this is a major necro, but its the perfect place to post the reply i was going to post some where else so i hope youll forgive me yes i realize that sounds like i punched you in the face for good reason so forgive me for it.
what with all the comings and goings and comings back of everyone i got to thinking, why?

and here is what i came up with :
OT puts an additive chemical in the water is far too obvious a ploy to get us to come back. so i did some extensive research and found that every time you post you send a piece of your soul out with it and those soul pieces or shards are all logged in a large repository in the back of the bar. so you can never really leave OT because we have bits of your soul!!!!

what are they doing with the soul shards you may ask?? they are power. yes Evony is powered by the souls of OT. every town every resource on every server is powered by the SOUL OF OT!!!!!!!