Conspiracy Theories...

[Cosmic Fury]

I am just a member that leads them all.
We will PWN THE WORLD!!!

Whoops!!! I said too much!!!

[Axer NZ]

Well, there's this guy, see? I'm not going to name names, but he died, and then he came back, so he's pretty much a zombie, except without all of the hunger for brains and idiocy and stuff. Now, not only is he a zombie (and therefore mostly unkillable), he controls the entire weapons supply to the OTD! Crazy, right? And get this: he used to be a mod! But for some weird reason, they kicked him out! So we've got this unkillable guy with mountains of munitions and a potential grudge against the rulers... do you see what I'm getting at here? HE'S GOING TO TAKE OVER EVERYTHING!!!

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Huh? GODIT, OTHER PERSONALITY! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! *chases self in circles around table until tackling/choking self*

[imnothere]

Well, there's this guy, see? I'm not going to name names, but he died, and then he came back, so he's pretty much a zombie, except without all of the hunger for brains and idiocy and stuff. Now, not only is he a zombie (and therefore mostly unkillable), he controls the entire weapons supply to the OTD! Crazy, right? And get this: he used to be a mod! But for some weird reason, they kicked him out! So we've got this unkillable guy with mountains of munitions and a potential grudge against the rulers... do you see what I'm getting at here? HE'S GOING TO TAKE OVER EVERYTHING!!!

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Huh? GODIT, OTHER PERSONALITY! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS! *chases self in circles around table until tackling/choking self*

epic! sign me up for that conspiracy!

[Bro_Matt]

ah, the world is falling apart as we speak. where is my popcorn? a boom here and a ta ta ta there. world domination persued by many is such a wonderful sight. yet again, could kill the planet in the process. oh well, as long as they dont pull out the nukes, ill be watching it all on my itty bitty television set. go mod and helper war. woot woot.

[Cosmic Fury]

I have unmasked another conspiracy...this time it's far less insane and covert as Rota's is. (Beware,even Rota's plan is stil going on, and not yet completed...)

I know everything except his name, which is hidden to normal eyes...

It involves a powerful person with many weapons.


His plan: to brutally take over the world with the armies he has built up over the last few months. He may be seen openly starting riots, and whatnot, but his true power remains hidden.

He will come out, and place after place will fall to his tyrannical power...


This time, he calls all to come to him, and to follow his banner to the end of everything, to conquer, to kill, and to rule...


And what is his name, you ask?
SEE THE OP!!!
The world may never know...

[Alusair]

Dawnseeker?

[Cosmic Fury]

HINT: "The name cannot be seen with normal eyes..."

[Revoltion]

HINT: "The name cannot be seen with normal eyes..."

You should just put it in your sig that you use white text in nearly every post of yours.

[DirtMonitor]

My Theory:

Half of the posters on this board have quit posting/playing Evony.
The other half don't play the game much.
Half of that half are the 1st half's multis.
Half of the second half are the new multis.
The other half of the 1st half's half have been banned.
Half of the 2nd half's half are noobs.
Half of that half are Mods.
And finally, half of that half are pink unicorns.

[LaoOmologo]

My Theory:

Half of the posters on this board have quit posting/playing Evony.
The other half don't play the game much.
Half of that half are the 1st half's multis.
Half of the second half are the new multis.
The other half of the 1st half's half have been banned.
Half of the 2nd half's half are noobs.
Half of that half are Mods.
And finally, half of that half are pink unicorns.

Damn, you discovered us Pink Unicorns.... I blaim Jurnis and his thread!!!