Axer's Armory & Arsenal

[Axer NZ]

Axer's Armory

Come one, come all, to your one-stop shop for all things dangerous! Browse our fine selection of guns, big guns, rotary guns, rapid-firing guns, tank-mounted guns, crazy guns, obscenely powerful guns, and even... just maybe... the Banhammer Minigun!
Whoa! We now have NUKES! WOOOOOOOO!!!! So, yeah, buy some.

(For all purchases, funds must be verified by the OTD Bank)

Stock

AK-47- A cheap, but durable and powerful weapon. A must for anyone who wants their shooty smiley to have some real kick to it. 10@.


SAW- For those more inclined to sit back and mercilessly gun down their foes than wade into the thick. Comes with free bipod and sight. 15@


Gatling Minigun- The epitome of bullet-firing weapons, this domination machine can fire at 6000 RPM (Raging Pwns per Minute) 20@


T-100- Stolen from the secret weapons labs of Soviet Russia, this behemoth fires 300mm shells at ranges over 5 miles. You even get a free satellite so you can see the expression on your enemy's face as he explodes into a fine mist! 30@

(Nazis not included)

Chainsaw-Firing Rocket Launcher- Need utter carnage a mile or two away? We've got you covered. Rocket-firing chainsaw launcher also available for same price. 40@


Axer's Special- Only for the truly violent. This 18-barreled weapon fires 3 types of ammunition simultaneously: katanas, acid, and mutant death bees. 50@


Banhammer Minigun- This weapon has only been heard of in legend and nightmares. Most dismiss it as a myth, but there have been sightings of a godlike gun barrel poking out from the clouds when things start getting a little hairy around the OTD... Regardless, only very good customers would have a chance to buy this, even if it DID exist.
(This is an artist's impression of what it might look like, with a 100-foot-tall VW beetle for size comparison)


Made 2 Order- Custom orders may be requested for anything from aircraft-mounted laser cheese to foot grenades. Prices vary.
(Possible design)



Nukes
Any size, any delivery mechanism! Cost: 1@ per megaton.

[wpack10]

You broke the rules you need 500@ to open a shop

[Axer NZ]

IMPORTANT NOTICE

Until some sort of central @-governing authority is established, no purchases can be made. Thank you, that is all.


IMPORTANT NOTICE #2

You broke the rules you need 500@ to open a shop

The guy with all the guns doesn't have to follow the rules.

[joemanf]

Aww Axer, you weren't suppose to open up a shop until you paid the 500@! Oh well, I'll let this one slide... HOWEVER! If anyone else does this, then I'm not verifying it.

Anyway...
Verified. You may now shop.

Also, Axer now has lost all the money in his account, and has taken a loan for 100@ from the bank (If that's all right)

[Skirata]

Axer's Armory

Come one, come all, to your one-stop shop for all things murderous! Browse our fine selection of guns, big guns, rotary guns, rapid-firing guns, tank-mounted guns, crazy guns, obscenely powerful guns, and even... just maybe... the Banhammer Minigun!

(For all purchases, funds must be verified by the OTD Savings & Loan [or whatever it will be called eventually])

Stock

AK-47- A cheap, but durable and powerful weapon. A must for anyone who wants their shooty smiley to have some real kick to it. 10@.


SAW- For those more inclined to sit back and mercilessly gun down their foes than wade into the thick. Comes with free tripod and sight. 15@


Gatling Minigun- The epitome of bullet-firing weapons, this domination machine can fire at 6000 RPM (Raging Pwns per Minute) 20@


T-100- Stolen from the secret weapons labs of Soviet Russia, this behemoth fires 300mm shells at ranges over 5 miles. You even get a free satellite so you can see the expression on your enemy's face as he explodes into a fine mist! 30@

(Nazis not included)

Chainsaw-Firing Rocket Launcher- Need utter carnage a mile or two away? We've got you covered. Rocket-firing chainsaw launcher also available for same price. 40@


Axer's Special- Only for the truly violent. This 18-barreled weapon fires 3 types of ammunition simultaneously: katanas, acid, and mutant death bees. 50@


Banhammer Minigun- This weapon has only been heard of in legend and nightmares. Most dismiss it as a myth, but there have been sightings of a godlike gun barrel poking out from the clouds when things start getting a little hairy around the OTD... Regardless, only very good customers would have a chance to buy this, even if it DID exist.

That tank is German in design.. Look at the soldiers and symbols...

[Yellow Submarine]

Hey, do you think you could upgrade this AK47 I already own to make it even more win?

[joemanf]

Aww Axer, you weren't suppose to open up a shop until you paid the 500@! Oh well, I'll let this one slide... HOWEVER! If anyone else does this, then I'm not verifying it.

Anyway...
Verified. You may now shop.

Also, Axer now has lost all the money in his account, and has taken a loan for 100@ from the bank (If that's all right)

Requoted so that everyone can see.

[Rota]

Well I really only use one weapon, but I could definitely use a replenishment of munitions. If you could come up with a more convenient delivery method, that would be appreciated.


So, I would like to order a fresh stock of Logic Bombs.
Thank you.

[Axer NZ]

Also, Axer now has lost all the money in his account, and has taken a loan for 100@ from the bank (If that's all right)

Okay. I'll make it up pretty soon, if demand is as high as I think it will be.

That tank is German in design.. Look at the soldiers and symbols...

Ever heard of a homage?

Hey, do you think you could upgrade this AK47 I already own to make it even more win?

You just have to buy it. Besides, all other AK's are inferior to mine.

[armbarchris]

Are you going to eventually have some Chuck Norris's for sale?