Axer's Armory & Arsenal

[Axer NZ]

um... 10 megatons each?

Okay, that's going to be quite a boom. Lessee... one rocket launcher... 100 megatons total of nukes... and a house sized potato bomb.

140@ should cover it all. Would you like paper or plastic?

Oh, yeah, you also get... 1200 free rounds of beer ammunition. For such a good customer, I'll even give you a free AK-47 to fire them from.

[Alexaris100]

Um... paper? * pays and empties stuff out of bag when gets to base, then recycles bag * This should make up for the nukes that wreak havoc on environment. lol.

[Axer NZ]

Uh... well... okay then. I suppose it's gotta be one big- paper bag...

[Alexaris100]

nah, just regular.... * accidentally drops one of nukes in armory which makes chain reaction that blows up everything in store * whoops... sorry! * runs away! *
edit: cancel everything after "nah... just regular".

[Brightfang]

nah, just regular.... * accidentally drops one of nukes in armory which makes chain reaction that blows up everything in store * whoops... sorry! * runs away! *
edit: cancel everything after "nah... just regular".

lol

Oh btw a recommendation for weapons automated turret guns you can use for security feature.. 2 models Ceiling turret and the tripod turret whatcha think

[Axer NZ]

That's an idea... but there's always the old problem, what sort of sensor to use? Motion is alright, but what if it wastes all of its ammo on leaves and has none left to shoot old ladies who walk by? And if I go with infrared, it'll keep shooting people long after they're dead, until they're just a pile of hamburger and bullets.

[The Midnight Walker]

That's an idea... but there's always the old problem, what sort of sensor to use? Motion is alright, but what if it wastes all of its ammo on leaves and has none left to shoot old ladies who walk by? And if I go with infrared, it'll keep shooting people long after they're dead, until they're just a pile of hamburger and bullets.

Set up a system that uses both infra-red and motion sensing. Will only fire if both are triggered. Will fire at any moving, warm object. Like people :P

[Axer NZ]

Set up a system that uses both infra-red and motion sensing. Will only fire if both are triggered. Will fire at any moving, warm object. Like people :P

But what if the intruders wear fire suits or are ninjas?

[alkhest]

u know the banhammer actual exists they're equipped in the .............i forgot buts tis in a plane

[The Midnight Walker]

But what if the intruders wear fire suits or are ninjas?

Then add a third system, an electromagnetic detection system! Detect heartbeats! It can be done