Axer's Armory & Arsenal

**Axer NZ** · 03-10-2010, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by Rota

Well I really only use one weapon, but I could definitely use a replenishment of munitions. If you could come up with a more convenient delivery method, that would be appreciated.

So, I would like to order a fresh stock of Logic Bombs.
Thank you.

Good news! In a COMPLETELY (

) unrelated event, I've opened the shop to custom orders! Now, what sort of delivery system would you like for those, or would a surprise be better?

Originally Posted by armbarchris

Are you going to eventually have some Chuck Norris's for sale?

Try a custom order. Although we are a gun shop, so a cannon that fires Chuck Norris rounds would be a better idea.

**Yellow Submarine** · 03-10-2010, 09:58 PM

Well, I'll go ahead and buy an AK, so....yeah, Joe, take that out of my account or whatever.

**Rota** · 03-10-2010, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by Axer NZ

Good news! In a COMPLETELY (

) unrelated event, I've opened the shop to custom orders! Now, what sort of delivery system would you like for those, or would a surprise be better?

I leave the choice totally in your creative hands.

**devis666** · 03-10-2010, 10:02 PM

I shall give you a little time to get situated before you must start buying Supplies from me at the forge

**joemanf** · 03-10-2010, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by devis666

I shall give you a little time to get situated before you must start buying Supplies from me at the forge

Give him 24 hours to pay off his loan first. Also devis, you make no profit per sold item from the forge. You make a solid 50@ a day.

**Axer NZ** · 03-10-2010, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by devis666

I shall give you a little time to get situated before you must start buying Supplies from me at the forge

Those had better be some huge-

steel bars if I'm going to be making a several-hundred-ton tank out of one of them...

**joemanf** · 03-10-2010, 10:30 PM

Originally Posted by Axer NZ

Those had better be some huge-

steel bars if I'm going to be making a several-hundred-ton tank out of one of them...

ROFL!! Forgot about the tanks. Don't worry, they are. Lol.

**Axer NZ** · 03-10-2010, 10:52 PM

Here you go, Rota. One B-52 Rotafortress, complete with a lifetime supply of SPMs (Stupidity Penetrating Munitions) and jet fuel.

Here's a picture of it, about to be loaded before a strike mission:

That'll be 50@, seeing as I did include a lifetime supply of logic bombs AND a picture (which is pretty good, if I do say so myself

).

**Rota** · 03-10-2010, 10:55 PM

Originally Posted by Axer NZ

Here you go, Rota. One B-52 Rotafortress, complete with a lifetime supply of SPMs (Stupidity Penetrating Munitions) and jet fuel.

Here's a picture of it, about to be loaded before a strike mission:

That'll be 50@, seeing as I did include a lifetime supply of logic bombs AND a picture (which is pretty good, if I do say so myself

).

Awesome work!

I'll let you tell Joe about the transaction. I'm lazy and shirk responsibility at every available opportunity.