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Thread: Axer's Armory & Arsenal

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    Quote Originally Posted by armbarchris View Post
    Are you going to eventually have some Chuck Norris's for sale?
    Wait, hold on, if he is selling Chuck Norris's why isn't he selling any Bruce Lee's?

    So what will you do when they call your name and you're not ready to go?
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    That's a cleverly stupid response, trogdor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D7DN3RD View Post
    Wait, hold on, if he is selling Chuck Norris's why isn't he selling any Bruce Lee's?
    Maybe you should have read my reply to that post? I am NOT selling Chuck Norris's OR Bruce Lee's, however, you could do a custom order and ask for some sort of gun, either a gun firing Bruce Lee rounds or a Bruce Lee-shaped bomb or something else having to do with Bruce Lee, as long as it's some kind of munition and/or munition delivery device.

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    Psst... Hey Axer!...


    Can you just sharpen Godefroy's blade for me? It seems to have turned a little dull from overuse lately...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wildor View Post
    Psst... Hey Axer!...


    Can you just sharpen Godefroy's blade for me? It seems to have turned a little dull from overuse lately...
    Ehhhh... that seems like more of a Forge job to me. Of course, I could weld it to a gun, and run it through the katana-sharpener while I work...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axer NZ View Post
    Ehhhh... that seems like more of a Forge job to me. Of course, I could weld it to a gun, and run it through the katana-sharpener while I work...
    Dude, why not just open an adjacent shop? It would make sense to have all types of weapons in your armory... that and sword repair.

    So what will you do when they call your name and you're not ready to go?
    Everyone will stare at you and tell you what you know
    That you're in too deep and you can't quite keep your secrets, one and all
    We might just make it after all, on our own

    Quote Originally Posted by rasterbee View Post
    That's a cleverly stupid response, trogdor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by D7DN3RD View Post
    Dude, why not just open an adjacent shop? It would make sense to have all types of weapons in your armory... that and sword repair.
    Well... I don't really LIKE swords. They're so... inefficient. Why expose yourself to enemy fire while charging down to engage them one at a time, slowly, when you could just gun them all down from a bunker/5 miles away?

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    Okay...then if you like guns, why is there an Axe in your in avatar, as well as your name?

    So what will you do when they call your name and you're not ready to go?
    Everyone will stare at you and tell you what you know
    That you're in too deep and you can't quite keep your secrets, one and all
    We might just make it after all, on our own

    Quote Originally Posted by rasterbee View Post
    That's a cleverly stupid response, trogdor.

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    The axe is just in my avatar because my name is Axer, and how I got my name is a looooooooooooong story which I'm not exactly at liberty to tell in the first place.

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    special order form:
    what about a bow? can i have a recurve bow? please? black. carved with ivy above and below the grip. and if i could i'd like my arrows fetched in green, not a lurid green something of the moss shade.
    thanks.

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    That is really a forge job I think. or a carpenter job........ or if Axer is up to it his job

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