I will make my own signature since nobody offered to make one for me.... It will be ungodly good... it will amaze all of the senses at once... it will shake the pillars of my local library... it will subject unwitting accomplaces to tedious and boring routines for which there is but one escape... it will force the masses to headbang to Sarah Brighman songs.... and I shall asend to the heavens as a god... of pixelated chocolate....

whisper

I am awesomness...