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    Dawnseeker does not like people who swear

    So tonight Dawnseeker and I were hanging out at the water-cooler like we do every Sunday night, and he told me this story about something that happened on Friday night with his two kids who decided to try their hand at swearing.

    Well his 6 year old boy and 4 year old girl are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says his six year old, "I think it's about time we start cussing." His four year old nodded her head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast you say hell and then I'll say damn."

    Dawnseeker was in the kitchen when he asked his 6 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Dawnseeker, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

    BAM!! Dawnseeker hits him across the rump with his banhammer, the kid flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with Dawnseeker in hot pursuit. Dawnseeker locks him in his room and shouts "You are banned from the kitchen until otherwise notified by a duly appointed Evony staff member!"

    Then he comes back downstairs, looks at his four year old girl, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young lady?

    "I don't know, Dawnseeker," she blubbers, "But you can damn well bet it won't be Cheerios!"

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    Moral of the story: Dawnseeker bans his own kids if they swear, so you can be sure he'll ban you. No swearing.

    Cheers,
    Mike

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    lmao that is awsome. getting repped for that definitlly
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    Ahahahah

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    They will go to hell for swearing. In this situation 'hell' is a noun, a place.
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    ing awsome story. ing loved it.
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    that post was about as funny as a heroin addiction

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    It is such a temptation to swear in French right now...




    Seriously folks, heed the words of our one and only Valkirah, to which the term "Valkirazation" can be directly traced back.


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    You can swear in french pinky?!

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    Moddarn it, Crush, he can cuss in Pig Latin!

    Special Props To Don Ezio for this!

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    My respect for Pinky and his epicness grows each day.

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