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    I see this is an old thread revived of which I am glad. This is not the time for Evony employees to be arrogant considering the state of Age2 and if I were them - I would consider closing this thread so it doesn't come to the top of the list again. Coming to the forums frustrated and seeing this topic just doesn't sit well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Melanippe View Post
    I see this is an old thread revived of which I am glad. This is not the time for Evony employees to be arrogant considering the state of Age2 and if I were them - I would consider closing this thread so it doesn't come to the top of the list again. Coming to the forums frustrated and seeing this topic just doesn't sit well.
    There is no arrogance. This was purely satirical..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valkirah View Post
    So tonight Dawnseeker and I were hanging out at the water-cooler like we do every Sunday night, and he told me this story about something that happened on Friday night with his two kids who decided to try their hand at swearing.

    Well his 6 year old boy and 4 year old girl are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says his six year old, "I think it's about time we start cussing." His four year old nodded her head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast you say hell and then I'll say damn."

    Dawnseeker was in the kitchen when he asked his 6 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Dawnseeker, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

    BAM!! Dawnseeker hits him across the rump with his banhammer, the kid flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with Dawnseeker in hot pursuit. Dawnseeker locks him in his room and shouts "You are banned from the kitchen until otherwise notified by a duly appointed Evony staff member!"

    Then he comes back downstairs, looks at his four year old girl, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young lady?

    "I don't know, Dawnseeker," she blubbers, "But you can damn well bet it won't be Cheerios!"

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    Moral of the story: Dawnseeker bans his own kids if they swear, so you can be sure he'll ban you. No swearing.

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    Mike
    I was banned for three days but the message said i was cheating is that a generic message? cause now that i think about it i was in a heated argument with another player and might have swore. Im just curious so as to not make the same mistake twice. any advice would be grateful thanks!

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    In a satirical way, it was arrogant and the topic comes over as arrogant. The message is that Dawnseeker has power and will use it. However, the people that are using the forum, swearing or not, are the people that still care enough about Evony. Others, even those that still have coins in their accounts, are just silently giving up over Age2. I am a relatively new player, but I am seeing old, dedicated players discontinuing. You see, the people that are swearing - are frustrated - and they are probably not exactly warming to Dawnseeker over all this either. I only advise that this topic would be better closed and left to wallow at the bottom somewhere because the satire, humor and implied threat is just not welcome right now.

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    nice that was funny and there is a story behind it no swearing kids

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drskillz View Post
    I was banned for three days but the message said i was cheating is that a generic message? cause now that i think about it i was in a heated argument with another player and might have swore. Im just curious so as to not make the same mistake twice. any advice would be grateful thanks!
    Yes, its a generic message.

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    Moral of the story: Dawnseeker bans his own kids if they swear, so you can be sure he'll ban you. No swearing.
    How dare you ruined the story
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    That's a very ******* good story...... Na I"m just kidding those are just some starts......Ninja Stars!!!!!


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