Lao's Jet Planes

[LaoOmologo]

Hi and welcome to my store: Lao's Jet Planes
We sell jets, equipment and LolCat nukes.

EMPLOYEES:
Alexaris100

Here is my wares:

This first plane is the German "Stuka". 10@ -2 available-

Its equipment are following:
Hand bombs
Drop bombs
Machine Guns
Parachute


The second plane is quite newer, the "F16" 15@ -3 available-

Its equipment:
Radar
Land Missile
Drop bombs
Parachute
Heat seeking missiles

The third plane is the british "Jump Jet" 25@ -1 available-

Its equipment:
It can stand still in the air like a helicopter
Heat-seeking missiles
Radar
Easier locks


The forth plane is the famous "Stealth Fighter" 30@ -0 available-

Its equipment:
Radar
Radar blocker
Heavy bombs
MOAB's (Mother Of All Bombs)
Super Speed


And the final plane, the "Super Fighter" 50@ -0 available-

Its equipment
This plane's max speed is 3500 km/h
Fighter missiles
Heat-seeking missiles
Lazer lock
Target switch
AND NUKE! (Nukes buyable at Axer's Armory and the pawn shop)

[King Dylan]

Id PI where her we would be all over this place. You got some very cool wares.

[LaoOmologo]

Thanks if you do your part of the job, I'll try to add more wares later on. (And lower the price on some of em)

[joemanf]

Shop Verified

You're in debt now. Congratulations. Lol.

[alkhest]

i'll buy em all ALL!!!!

[joemanf]

i'll buy em all ALL!!!!

And do you have enough money? Lol.

[LaoOmologo]

And do you have enough money? Lol.

I wonder too

[LaoOmologo]

Shop Verified

You're in debt now. Congratulations. Lol.

WARNING DOUBLE POST

hahaha lol

[Skirata]

All my bags are packed I'm ready to go
I'm standin' here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin' it's early morn
The taxi's waitin' he's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could die

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

There's so many times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
I tell you now, they don't mean a thing
Every place I go, I'll think of you
Every song I sing, I'll sing for you
When I come back, I'll bring your wedding ring

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time let me kiss you
Close your eyes I'll be on my way
Dream about the days to come
When I won't have to leave alone
About the times, I won't have to say

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go


Is there any incentive to buy these jets?

[LaoOmologo]

All my bags are packed I'm ready to go
I'm standin' here outside your door
I hate to wake you up to say goodbye
But the dawn is breakin' it's early morn
The taxi's waitin' he's blowin' his horn
Already I'm so lonesome I could die

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

There's so many times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
I tell you now, they don't mean a thing
Every place I go, I'll think of you
Every song I sing, I'll sing for you
When I come back, I'll bring your wedding ring

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

Now the time has come to leave you
One more time let me kiss you
Close your eyes I'll be on my way
Dream about the days to come
When I won't have to leave alone
About the times, I won't have to say

So kiss me and smile for me
Tell me that you'll wait for me
Hold me like you'll never let me go
Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go

Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
Oh babe, I hate to go


Is there any incentive to buy these jets?

nice song, and incentive? whats that lol? youll get one free anyways ski, since you make my sig choose from either 1,2 or 3