Papa Boleslav's Wagon of the Unknown

[Boleslav]

What lies ahead for you? What tricks does madame fate have up her sleeve? What mysteries will parting the veil reveal? *cough, cough, chokes on incense*

Step right up, enter Papa Boleslav's Wagon of the Unknown, now conveniently located in the OT Mall parking lot. For a modest fee, I will divine your future using my special deck of tarot cards or by tracing the lines on your sweaty little palm.

Disclaimer: Please be warned, gentle forum member, the spirits are capricious and frankly, more than a little bit naughty. They will only allow me to predict your 7-day future. (I'm hoping to upgrade to a newer iCrystal ball, but I'm 275@ in debt to Joe at the moment, so you know...) The fact that this means you will have to visit me every week to pay your money and learn your future is entirely coincidental.

Upon entry to my mystic wagon, be sure to specify "palm" or tarot", and tell me in a clear voice what question you need answered (one per customer).

Oh! prices! 15@ a reading, I guess. Why not?

Shop verified.

Assistant Fortunetellers / Bodyguards = Cypher and Revoltion. (Wages to be determined)
Thanks to SweetP for the incredible graphics!!! Much Love.

[Ghost101]

Tarot

will i knock up the hot babez on the interwebz?

[tmann50]

Tarot.
Will my girlfriend freak if i try to kiss her?

- yeah yeah make fun. well its my first so yeah, thought mise as well ask the tarrot cards-

There unussually accurate!

[Boleslav]

Tarot

will i knock up the hot babez on the interwebz?

Ah. I had a strong feeling that you would come to me looking for guidance. Let's see what card is drawn to you...

*gasps*



Do not be afraid. One of the quirks of the deck is that cards frequently mean the opposite from what you might expect. You're going to remain single for a while. Mostly because all the cool chicks hanging out at the mall saw you getting into this wagon.

Your lucky number is: 214
Your lucky flower is: primrose

[Ghost101]

Im the enviable Bachelor! my rampant hotness attracts everyone

First Angel then Foxybunny, wish me luck boyz!

[Revoltion]

Im the enviable Bachelor! my rampant hotness attracts everyone

First Angel then Foxybunny, wish me luck boyz!

Hey, stop stealing our Foxybunny!

[Boleslav]

Tarot.
Will my girlfriend freak if i try to kiss her?

- yeah yeah make fun. well its my first so yeah, thought mise as well ask the tarrot cards-

There unussually accurate!

Ah. I had a strong feeling that you would come to me looking for guidance. Let's see what card is drawn to you...

*gasps*



Do not be afraid. One of the quirks of the deck is that cards frequently mean the opposite from what you might expect. Your girl is ready to know how you feel about her and the spirits predict happiness!

Your lucky Cenobite is: Channard Cenobite
Your lucky taco is: chorizo y papas

[Ghost101]

btw bole, put it on my tab, will hook you up later, kthx bai

[imnothere]

palm
is this vacation a good idea?? because my ex just chewed me out again about being responcable and .... srry what? oh yeah i can keep quiet *mutters to self*

[tmann50]

kk wired the money to your account boleslav. also added ya as a friend
15@