The random battle thread!

**Alexaris100** · 03-19-2010, 11:19 PM

O_O. *flies superfighter and uses one of nukes I bought to nuke your shop*

**Axer NZ** · 03-19-2010, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by Alexaris100

All these attack your tank and it explodes!

Last I checked, bullets can't penetrate a layer of Kevlar, much less several meters of Chobham armor.

**LaoOmologo** · 03-19-2010, 11:23 PM

If you do that once more, you'll be fired *Gets my private plane ready*

At the speed of 4500 km/h can't even a radar spot it

**Alexaris100** · 03-19-2010, 11:24 PM

O_O.WHAT DO I DO!? I KNOW! *goes inside tank and knocks you out by hitting your haed with rocket launcher* *make stank shoot itself till it explodes then runs out!*
edit:Good thing I attacked tank just now and not shop again.
edit again: That plane is for you only, correct?

**Axer NZ** · 03-19-2010, 11:25 PM

Radar moves at the speed of light, which is a TAD faster than 4500 kph. Besides, that's an unarmed recon plane, and a trainer version at that.

Originally Posted by Alexaris100

O_O.WHAT DO I DO!? I KNOW! *goes inside tank and knocks you out by hitting your haed with rocket launcher* *make stank shoot itself till it explodes then runs out!*
edit:Good thing I attacked tank just now and not shop again.

Oh, silly me! Why didn't I think of fastening the hatch shut in some way??? Or adding close-in defense weapons?

Oh, wait. I did.

*watches your corpse splat*

**LaoOmologo** · 03-19-2010, 11:25 PM

*Drops the three nukes*:

**LaoOmologo** · 03-19-2010, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by Axer NZ

Radar moves at the speed of light, which is a TAD faster than 4500 kph. Besides, that's an unarmed recon plane, and a trainer version at that.

Yeyeye, may I not be experimental for a second? Besides, I have a book which explaines different types of planes.

**Alexaris100** · 03-19-2010, 11:27 PM

*is not dead and heals and drinks a smoothie.*

**LaoOmologo** · 03-19-2010, 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by Alexaris100

O_O.WHAT DO I DO!? I KNOW! *goes inside tank and knocks you out by hitting your haed with rocket launcher* *make stank shoot itself till it explodes then runs out!*
edit:Good thing I attacked tank just now and not shop again.
edit again: That plane is for you only, correct?

Yep Why would I sell a uber plane