puzzles

[Pieman]

ok looser rofl rofl rofl rofl

Says the loser who can't even spell "loser"...

You called mattoto a loser? The only problem I have with him is grammar... (No offense, mattato) which you don't seem very skilled in either. So why don't you shut up, ****, and take your gray rep with you? kthxbai.

Now... for riddles...


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1. A cake and a pie are on a raft in the middle of a shark-infested ocean. Suddenly, the raft begins to sink. Who gets saved?

2. A panda reads a book about a Pandas Lifestyle. Upon finishing, he walks into a bar, and orders a burger. After finishing his meal, he shoots the bartender, and leaves. When in court, he says he was simply doing what the Panda Lifestyle book told him Pandas do. What did the book say that could justify what the Panda did?