Quote Originally Posted by Pieman View Post
Alright D00d, here's what you do. While talking to her... sloowwlllly reach down, so she doesn't even notice you're doing anything Now, when it's low enough... bring your hand forward and grab and squeeze her...




















Hand.
Really? That sounds like a fantastic plan!

Aside from being bombarded from perverted posts, your help is giving me courage. Thank you.

EDIT: Never mind. I take the "Not interested in Europeans" thing back. I remembered that she's Czechaslovakian (Spelt it wrong).

Maybe we could have a Japanese, Czech, Irish, German child