A'ight dawg, now her's whatcha gotta do, ya her?

Ya jus walk on ova der, ya look er in de eyes, and ya say, "DAMN GIRL! YO ASS IS FINE FO SHO! YA'LL GOTTA LET ME SEE DAT THANG IN ACTION AT DA PROM YO!"

And den she be all like "MUTHA *******! I AIN'T GOIN TA PROM WIT YOU. I GOIN WITH DAT GANGSTA OVA DER."

And den you be all like "I'MA CAP DAT MUTHA!"

And den she be all like "NO, DON'T CAP HIS ASS YO, I'LL GO WIT YOU!"

And thats how you get a prom date.