Top 10 Reasons Not To Mow The Lawn

10. It's too cold.
9. It's too hot.
8. It's raning.
7. The grass is too wet.
6. The grass is too dry.
5. Have you seen petrol prices lately? Let's get a sheep.
4. I like the way it looks now. It's more... natural.
3. Honey, I gave that lawnmower to you for your birthday. Enjoy!
2. I was going to but I saw something moving around in there. I'm scared.
1. I'm busy playing this online game right now. It's great, you have to do all these gardening tasks to win.