The new, improved Off-Topic Top Ten!

[Rodri]

Top 10 Reasons Not To Mow The Lawn

10. It's too cold.
9. It's too hot.
8. It's raning.
7. The grass is too wet.
6. The grass is too dry.
5. Have you seen petrol prices lately? Let's get a sheep.
4. I like the way it looks now. It's more... natural.
3. Honey, I gave that lawnmower to you for your birthday. Enjoy!
2. I was going to but I saw something moving around in there. I'm scared.
1. I'm busy playing this online game right now. It's great, you have to do all these gardening tasks to win.

[Asmo]

Asmo's top ten list of the frivolous:

10. Dressing up to go to Wal-mart

9. Hotmail

8. Taxes

7. Free with purchase

6. Family guy

5. Whining on forums

4. Friendship bracelets

3. Credit cards

2. See number 5

1. MYSPACE

[B2X]

Top Ten Internet Talk

10. BRB
9. Plz
8. G2G
7. Rofl
6. ****
5. Lmao
4. Lol
3. Pwn(ed)
2. words that use symbols, eg. d0l1@r5-$0@p
1. And Last but not least emotes

[Ghost101]

ima post my top 10 when i get 10 songs

hope it stays alive until then, if it doesnt well im necroing it so you all can hate now

[King Dylan]

Top Ten Forum Trolls:

10. BigBlugga
9. Joe (Jay Kay El Oh El)
8. The CCC version that managed to survive for a week because the mods were very nactive.
7. Dafi
6. The CCC version that harrased my RP's.
5. Revolution when he used to be a dancing carrot
4. The CCC Apology Version (That waz a funneh thread)
3. Ghost
2. The Original CCC
1. Criplockin

[Boleslav]

This is Why I'm Hot

10. The A/C is broken.
9. I sing and dance in public when I'm happy, and I don't care about what other people think.
8. I am a champion cuddler and massager.
7. I am a great listener.
6. My job - I work with kids.
5. I have a goofy smile.
4. I have Snow White's powers over cute animals.
3. My eyes seem to be emerald green, but when you look closely you can see patches of other colors in them.
2. I have long, dreamy eyelashes. Women would kill to have them.
1. Scottish / Czech accent.

[darkchicken]

thats hot! How much?

[Revoltion]

Top Ten Forum Trolls:

10. BigBlugga
9. Joe (Jay Kay El Oh El)
8. The CCC version that managed to survive for a week because the mods were very nactive.
7. Dafi
6. The CCC version that harrased my RP's.
5. Revolution when he used to be a dancing carrot
4. The CCC Apology Version (That waz a funneh thread)
3. Ghost
2. The Original CCC
1. Criplockin

-Looks for Dancing carrot avi-

[Japengo]

Top 10 reasons to be a Pirate

1: Pirates get all the best booty.

2: Get all the tasty rum

3: Life with out pirates would suck

4: Pirates were and are the original hackers

5: Have a lot of movies about them (way more then ninjas)

6: Pirates are still mobile and combat effective with the loss of limb or eye

7: Pirates are social

8: Always have the best snacks

9: There are pirates of every nationality

And last but not least:

10: Pirates will break into your house, have your wife, have your daughter, steal your money, your paintings, your honor, scare your neighbors, key your car, blow up your house, kick your dog, and be drunk and laughing the whole time

[BigBlugga]

Top Ten Forum Trolls:

10. BigBlugga
9. Joe (Jay Kay El Oh El)
8. The CCC version that managed to survive for a week because the mods were very nactive.
7. Dafi
6. The CCC version that harrased my RP's.
5. Revolution when he used to be a dancing carrot
4. The CCC Apology Version (That waz a funneh thread)
3. Ghost
2. The Original CCC
1. Criplockin

I guess sharing opinions that are sometimes a little strong is trolling here...