The Gentlemen's Lounge

[Skirata]

Salutations, my fellow gentlemen! On this fine day I wish to propose an idea which would in turn meet the fancy of all those who desire an intriguing and intellectually stimulating repartee. Howbeit, there are a few protocols which shall be followed whilst taking part in this (or shall I dare add our) colloquy.


1. Vulgar and grotesque language must not be utilized in our indulgence of the English language.

At the request of this member, I have removed some posts that didn't work with his intention for the thread. I'm open to negotiation on this, but I want to protect this novel thread. ~ Boleslav

[Asmo]

Sir, As long as contumacious parvenus dont flock in and ruin this fine establishment i shall venture it a fantastic voyage of verbiage and delight in it's progression of excellence to come, pray tell me what doth inspire such an undertaking though?

[criplockin]

Good evening gentleladys.

[KOOPS95]

...So, gay bar?

I say, old bean! I must express my astonishment of your claim! Is this fact, or a clever ruse?

[KOOPS95]

Who be this intruder to our leisurely retreat? Hath he promote the business of wenches and dishonorable maids in our fine establishment?

Yes. Kill him. With a serrated bayonette.

[Skirata]

pray tell me what doth inspire such an undertaking though?

Well, my compatriot, what has compelled me to venture into such unclaimed territory and salvage our most beautiful language should be most apparent and understandable. Delinquents such as the preceding poster (Els) pollute our history. It is my conjecture that the only viable and applicable contrivance to fix our (humankind's) dilemma was to fabricate this thread. I am quite confident that this jargon will adequately effectuate my undertaking.

[Asmo]

Who be this intruder to our leisurely retreat? Hath he promote the business of wenches and dishonorable maids in our fine establishment?

ealdorman efne~ Translation~ Your to young to be in here

[KOOPS95]

Well, my compatriot, what has compelled me to venture into such unclaimed territory and salvage our most beautiful language should be most apparent and understandable. Delinquents such as the preceding poster (Els) pollute our history. It is my conjecture that the only viable and applicable contrivance to fix our (humankind's) dilemma was to fabricate this thread. I am quite confident that this jargon will adequately effectuate my undertaking.

And I might add, you have impeccable taste in pleasant discussion topics.

[DeSalvionjr]

Hello, may I dare partake in this gentlemanly colloquy.

[Skirata]

Hello, may I dare partake in this gentlemanly colloquy.

Naturally. All of man posses the ingenerate comprehension and faculty to partake in our most ingenious and enlightening discussions.