Spend a day with Criplockin

[Asmo]

Thats right you've won a fabulous day with Criplockin!

Now what will you do?

GAME RULES:

You must describe what you and Crip would do in a given day (Brief Story) and no matter what Crip must do it with you.

Remember to be nice to him guys!


Ok I'll go first:


Crip n' me would chill at 7-11 in the morning before skool playing street fighter and ninja gaiden until we were late for skool and out of quarters, then we would ditch and go to my house and eat cocco pebbles, I would start throwing pebbles at crip and then he would throw his spoon at me and we would food fight then get bored and leave.

Crip would suggest i take money out of my moms purse so we could go play more arcade games I would say i have a better idea, but on the way back to 7-11 we would see the truant officer and bail down the alley where we find a motorcycle and some old spay paint cans.

Later that day.....

"Crip" Look idk it was all his idea, ask Asmo.

"Police officer 1" So what possessed you to drive a stolen motorcycle through town throwing cocco pebbles at pedestrians out of your moms purse.

"Asmo" Idk I thought it was funny.

"Police officer 2" and then drive down the freeway spray painting "I EAT FOOD" on the side of a Mcdonalds Truck?

"Asmo" That was funny though!

"Police officer1" And you thought it was funny to drive through the park with your friend while throwing cereal at us while we were chasing you?

"Asmo" Dood! That was the best part not the funniest!

"Police officer2" What was the funniest part then Asmo?

"Asmo" what we were doing earlier before all that.

"Police officer" and what was that?

"Asmo" Burning down the school while you chased us...

[Revoltion]

We'd be arrest for grand theft auto, burglary, assault, armed assault, and possibly murder/manslaughter. Whichever one they can get more evidence on.

[Rodri]

Me and crip would just hang out at Walmart, scopin on the fat chicks.

[Demonhero]

Crip and I would go downtown, and pick up some pretty ladies.

Like these two honeys:



Then we roll on over to the crib, in our sweet ride



Where we play pong for 12 hour with the score ending like so:



As we drink away a stock of Colt 45.

[Axer NZ]

Well, first I'd tell Crip to meet me at my house, but give him an address at the end of a dead-end street lined with warehouses. I'd go out there the day before, padlock and barricade all the doors on either side of the street, and scatter a lot of caltrops about midway down. I'd set up a concrete barrier on one side of the entrance, and put a delivery van on the other side with a remote device that'll hit the gas and simultaneously detonate several molotov cocktails inside. On the rooftops, I'd set up a few M60 machine guns with ammo, leave some RPGs, and add in a few AK-47s for good measure. A bridge across the gap in case he tries to hide against the wall on one side, and I'm set. Oh, and I'd leave a battle tank behind the chainlink fence at the end, camouflaged with brush, and the barrel sticking through painted to look like a drainpipe. I don't want him gunning the engine and getting out that way.

You can probably guess what happens on my 'fabulous' day with Crip.

Here's a picture diary, for the illiterate or the generally word-fearing.








And, of course, the lovely ending:

[Sigilstone17]

If I had a day to spend with Criplockin, we would cure cancer and end world hunger. Although, on the downside, we would also destroy the world with the first successful division by zero.

[Sigilstone17]

You can probably guess what happens on my 'fabulous' day with Crip.

He uses his super-powers and kicks your ass?

[Axer NZ]

He uses his super-powers and kicks your ass?

Sorry, wrong guess. Try looking at that blood-covered car for a few more minutes and see if you can figure it out.

(Hint: It's criplockin's blood, and his car, and he's dead inside of it. Hope that helps.)

[Sigilstone17]

Sorry, wrong guess. Try looking at that blood-covered car for a few more minutes and see if you can figure it out.

(Hint: It's criplockin's blood, and his car, and he's dead inside of it. Hope that helps.)

Naaah, not in your dizziest day dreams would that happen, he's a pretty cool guy. Eh cooler then most people and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Demonhero]

He's so cool I made a picture for him.