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    Whatever. I don't think it's him.

    I've been working on this one for a while now. You can see why... it's a really long song 0.o

    To the tune of "American Pie" by Don McLean

    The Day The Forums Died

    A long, long time ago.
    I can still remember
    How OTD made us smile
    And I knew if I had my chance
    My threads would make the people dance
    And they would post in it, for a while.

    But all the trolls made me shiver
    With every flame they would deliever
    Bad news in the next post
    I couldn't give on more rep

    I can't remember if I cried
    When I read about the losing Pie
    But something touched me deep inside
    The day, the trolls all died.

    So bye-bye, Annoying Forum Troll
    Tried to put an end to my thread
    But my thread would not die
    Them good old mods were watching the whole time
    Singin This'll be the day that thread dies?
    This'll be the day that thread dies?

    Do you share flames that trolls all love
    And do you have faith in Crip above,
    If the flamers tell you so?
    Do you believe in a good thread
    Can a repworthy post straighten out your head
    Can I teach you, how to post nice, once in a while?

    Well I know that you think I'm a noob
    'Cause I saw you chatting with that dude
    You both began to mock,
    Man, you just wouldn't stop

    I was a lonely teenage failworthy troll
    In the S.9 forum, my posts so dull
    But I knew I was out of luck
    The day, I got my ban

    I started singin
    Bye, bye, Expatcat you old troll
    Drove the whole server forum
    To a great loss of "lol"
    Them good old posters kept on flaming me
    Singin "You are such a noobish troll"
    "You are such a noobish troll"

    Oh, for 8 months, acer has been here
    Criplockin teaching him to cause fear
    And so, another troll was born
    And while he grew up to a Lord
    His rep grew by the horde
    And the stupid posters all went away

    And while Milo used IRC
    He flooded the chat, astounding me
    The mods were told that tale
    And on a ban they bailed!
    Well, Milo decided to wipe the slate clean
    He came back as a submarine
    And to the mods, he went unseen
    The day, Milo was banned

    We were singing,
    Don't, go, we miss you Milo
    Drove the mods to a ban
    By making JaXm your foe
    Them good old mods found the effort in vain
    A singing "We're gonna have to ban you again"
    "We're gonna have to ban you again."

    Posting madness all of today
    Alzar found a place to stay
    His posts got high he wouldn't be last
    He rose to the top, quite too fast
    We all flamed him, as he went past
    After all, his bad grammar, was unsurpassed

    Now, the ban evaders were running amuck
    When Darkregionlord, landed here by luck
    He treated us all like crap
    Oh, he deserved a slap
    But his stories rose to the top
    As a writer, he wouldn't stop
    We all knew, his age was a prop
    The day, Els came back.

    We started singin
    Alzar, I thought we told you to leave
    He became a grammar Nazi
    And was kicked out by me
    Darkregionlord made even more enemies
    And singin "The forum is nothin but Debris"
    "The forum is nothin by Debris"

    Oh, and there we were all in one place
    Ghost came in without a trace
    And trolled those of us, who were weak
    So come on, write some more songs, and teach me how
    I guess it is my turn now
    Cause you only, post em, once a week

    Oh, I left the forums to find a smile
    I came back after a while
    Came back to loads of noobs
    Introduced myself to you
    And as raptor came out for me to see
    I found he's as bad as you or me
    I saw trolls laughing with delight
    The day, I met the noobs

    We were singing
    "Bye, bye, leave us you noobs"
    If you don't contribute here
    We don't want you near
    To your eye, Good Old Ghost, will bring tears
    Singin "All you're worth is a sneer."
    "All you are worth is a sneer".

    I met a guy who was known well
    Joemanf was his name, and he was swell
    He just smiled, and repped away
    But then he walked out the Off Topic door
    In to PC/Games, he went to explore
    And announced to us, he intended, to stay

    And Pialpha was there to take his place
    To make OTD, not a disgrace
    But not a word was spoken
    His humor had been broken
    Only one poster left, who I admire most
    None other than myself, of course
    Not that I mean to boast
    The day, the forums died

    And I was singin
    Why, Joe, do you have to go?
    You're the best poster here
    We're gonna miss you, you know
    And Pialpha, well he's an old pro
    Singin "like Edgar Allen Poe,"
    "I like Edgar Allen Poe,"

    They were singing
    "Bye-bye, why must the forums die?"
    The posters are all leaving
    And I think I might cry
    And them good old devs just let out a sigh
    Singin "The death of the forums is nigh"
    Last edited by Pieman; 05-03-2010 at 11:43 PM.

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