-
Whatever. I don't think it's him.
I've been working on this one for a while now. You can see why... it's a really long song 0.o
To the tune of "American Pie" by Don McLean
The Day The Forums Died
A long, long time ago.
I can still remember
How OTD made us smile
And I knew if I had my chance
My threads would make the people dance
And they would post in it, for a while.
But all the trolls made me shiver
With every flame they would deliever
Bad news in the next post
I couldn't give on more rep
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about the losing Pie
But something touched me deep inside
The day, the trolls all died.
So bye-bye, Annoying Forum Troll
Tried to put an end to my thread
But my thread would not die
Them good old mods were watching the whole time
Singin This'll be the day that thread dies?
This'll be the day that thread dies?
Do you share flames that trolls all love
And do you have faith in Crip above,
If the flamers tell you so?
Do you believe in a good thread
Can a repworthy post straighten out your head
Can I teach you, how to post nice, once in a while?
Well I know that you think I'm a noob
'Cause I saw you chatting with that dude
You both began to mock,
Man, you just wouldn't stop
I was a lonely teenage failworthy troll
In the S.9 forum, my posts so dull
But I knew I was out of luck
The day, I got my ban
I started singin
Bye, bye, Expatcat you old troll
Drove the whole server forum
To a great loss of "lol"
Them good old posters kept on flaming me
Singin "You are such a noobish troll"
"You are such a noobish troll"
Oh, for 8 months, acer has been here
Criplockin teaching him to cause fear
And so, another troll was born
And while he grew up to a Lord
His rep grew by the horde
And the stupid posters all went away
And while Milo used IRC
He flooded the chat, astounding me
The mods were told that tale
And on a ban they bailed!
Well, Milo decided to wipe the slate clean
He came back as a submarine
And to the mods, he went unseen
The day, Milo was banned
We were singing,
Don't, go, we miss you Milo
Drove the mods to a ban
By making JaXm your foe
Them good old mods found the effort in vain
A singing "We're gonna have to ban you again"
"We're gonna have to ban you again."
Posting madness all of today
Alzar found a place to stay
His posts got high he wouldn't be last
He rose to the top, quite too fast
We all flamed him, as he went past
After all, his bad grammar, was unsurpassed
Now, the ban evaders were running amuck
When Darkregionlord, landed here by luck
He treated us all like crap
Oh, he deserved a slap
But his stories rose to the top
As a writer, he wouldn't stop
We all knew, his age was a prop
The day, Els came back.
We started singin
Alzar, I thought we told you to leave
He became a grammar Nazi
And was kicked out by me
Darkregionlord made even more enemies
And singin "The forum is nothin but Debris"
"The forum is nothin by Debris"
Oh, and there we were all in one place
Ghost came in without a trace
And trolled those of us, who were weak
So come on, write some more songs, and teach me how
I guess it is my turn now
Cause you only, post em, once a week
Oh, I left the forums to find a smile
I came back after a while
Came back to loads of noobs
Introduced myself to you
And as raptor came out for me to see
I found he's as bad as you or me
I saw trolls laughing with delight
The day, I met the noobs
We were singing
"Bye, bye, leave us you noobs"
If you don't contribute here
We don't want you near
To your eye, Good Old Ghost, will bring tears
Singin "All you're worth is a sneer."
"All you are worth is a sneer".
I met a guy who was known well
Joemanf was his name, and he was swell
He just smiled, and repped away
But then he walked out the Off Topic door
In to PC/Games, he went to explore
And announced to us, he intended, to stay
And Pialpha was there to take his place
To make OTD, not a disgrace
But not a word was spoken
His humor had been broken
Only one poster left, who I admire most
None other than myself, of course
Not that I mean to boast
The day, the forums died
And I was singin
Why, Joe, do you have to go?
You're the best poster here
We're gonna miss you, you know
And Pialpha, well he's an old pro
Singin "like Edgar Allen Poe,"
"I like Edgar Allen Poe,"
They were singing
"Bye-bye, why must the forums die?"
The posters are all leaving
And I think I might cry
And them good old devs just let out a sigh
Singin "The death of the forums is nigh"
Last edited by Pieman; 05-03-2010 at 11:43 PM.
Tags for this Thread
Posting Permissions
- You may not post new threads
- You may not post replies
- You may not post attachments
- You may not edit your posts
-
Forum Rules
Bookmarks