Quote Originally Posted by Kalent View Post
Art of War..
Life lessons > Military "Treatsies"
Not if you're a soldier.

"Sir, the enemy is attempting to flank us! What should we do?"
"A penny saved is a penny earned."
"WHAT??? Sir, we need orders!"
"The mind is like a parachute: it doesn't work unless it's open."
"The enemy has almost overrun our position! What do we do, sir???"
"Don't count-"
*both are obliterated by an artillery shell*

Now, I'm fairly sure that 'treatsie' is not a word, but perhaps you should go and look up 'treatise' before you go and make an ass of yourself by saying something intolerably stupid?

Oh, too late. Still, go look it up. You might actually learn something, abhorrent as that may be to people like you.